Cow Jokes
If a cow laughed really hard...
 would milk come out of her nose?

What does the word "Pasteurize" mean?

Too far to see!

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

What kind of milk comes from forgetful cows?

Milk of Amnesia!

What is a cows favorite moosical note?

Beef-flat!

What are the spots on black & white cows?

Holstains!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down!

What do cows wear in Hawaii?

Moo-moos!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A Milk Dud!

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel and a poodle?

A cocker-poodle-moo!
What do cows like to read during breakfast?

The moos-paper!
What Has Four Legs And An Arm?

A Happy Pit Bull
(Is this a cow joke?) LOL

 		 Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment?

It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!
What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got Milk?
A bum steer is a worthless bull.
Ground beef is a cow sitting down.
A stockholder is a corral for cattle.
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock!
When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow into pasture!
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?

A steak out!
What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd!